1 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,959 Tell you what, mate, on the house. 2 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,440 Thanks. 3 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,880 You're having a party? 4 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,919 Ah, nothing to do with me. Eddie took the booking. 5 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,359 Reckons it's worth ten grand. 6 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,800 Denny, boy, bitter's off. 7 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,639 So, this is how it is now? 8 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,759 Well, they got the settlement to the judge 9 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,440 before I realised what I'd signed. 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,359 It's all in the courts now. 11 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,239 So until you sort it out, they're just... 12 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,280 Here. 13 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,920 They're here. 14 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,040 All the time. 15 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,719 Gonna try and brighten the place up a bit, Ed. 16 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,320 It's so drab in here. 17 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,880 Oh. Hello. 18 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,400 Go on, then. Who's dead? 19 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,880 Actually, I just came to say hello. 20 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,759 OK. Bit weird. 21 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,839 I just thought, recently, maybe, you haven't been yourself. 22 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,240 Whatever gave you that idea? 23 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,360 You know, if you ever need to speak to anyone... 24 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,919 Didn't know you cared. 25 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,879 I don't. I meant Jesus. 26 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,199 HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY 27 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,959 Oh, I love this one! 28 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,319 Come on, Eddie. Let's dance. 29 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,159 Ah... Come on! 30 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,559 ♪ Be, Be... ♪ Oof! 31 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,239 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪ 32 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,999 Hoo-hoo! HE CHUCKLES 33 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,919 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪ 34 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,719 I'm just saying... I know how hard this must be. 35 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,079 If there's anything I can do... 36 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,919 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪ 37 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,999 Do you know anyone that can have a man killed? 38 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,120 That's not funny. 39 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,280 I'm joking. 40 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,000 I'd do it myself. 41 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:45,919 ♪ Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole 42 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,720 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot 43 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,600 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot 44 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,720 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot 45 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,640 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot. ♪ 46 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,599 Oh, hi. Didn't see you there. 47 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,440 I was just, er, reading this book. 48 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,519 I am meeting Angela in a bar round the corner, 49 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,679 so I am just practising talking in English. 50 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,239 But please don't ask me about Angela. 51 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,600 I can't tell you anything. 52 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,759 OK. 53 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,199 She's a dental assistant from Coventry. 54 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,799 Big city in the UK. 55 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,279 She has a boyfriend, but she's thinking of leaving him. 56 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,039 HE SCOFFS No, no, no, no, no. 57 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,319 She's on holiday. It wouldn't last. 58 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,320 Although I suppose we could Zoom. 59 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,520 You like her, Jesus? 60 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,599 She's OK. 61 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,800 I met her in a bar last night, and we had, erm, you know... 62 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,440 STUTTERS You know... 63 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,199 Er... sex. 64 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,839 Oh, sex. HE CHUCKLES 65 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,760 Yes. Full sex. 66 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,959 So now you're going to see her again, 67 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,480 and you think you might impress her if she sees you reading a book by... 68 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,519 Jeffrey Archer. 69 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,919 He is the Lord. 70 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,679 A lord, I think. 71 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,839 A-A lord. A lord. 72 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:45,600 Well, good luck with that. 73 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,080 Den? 74 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,960 Den. 75 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,160 Dennis. 76 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,119 Dennis. 77 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,240 I need a plug for the karaoke machine. 78 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,319 Did you take the batteries out of the remote? 79 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,920 Needs must, my friend. 80 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,640 I've decided the time is nigh for me to write my autobiography. 81 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,800 CLEARS THROAT Chapter one. 82 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:36,239 I was born in a gypsy camp just outside of Northampton 83 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,400 sometime in the late '50s. 84 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,599 Eddie, where shall I put this cake? 85 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,519 Er, well, just stick it on the bar for now. 86 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,079 So, whose party is this? 87 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,879 I've told you. Yeah. Tell me again. 88 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:54,159 Just a few associates of mine, friends, good people. 89 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,719 Oh, well, that's obviously bollocks 90 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,599 cos none of your associates are good people, 91 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,079 and you don't have any friends. 92 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,000 You know, cynicism will send you to an early grave. 93 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,119 Eddie knows these people, Dennis. They're big drinkers. 94 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,040 Well, you better hope so, or I'll kick them out and open up. 95 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,559 So, what is it, a birthday? No, my beautiful darling. 96 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,279 It's just a little leaving party for an old friend. 97 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,319 Course, I've never mined uranium before. 98 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,640 I was 15 years old. 99 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,359 But I was tall for my age, 100 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,360 and they never sweat the small stuff in Kazakhstan. 101 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,520 Why are you doing this just now? 102 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,119 I've received fair warning from the Reaper, my friend. 103 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,919 I gotta think about my legacy. What, you ill? 104 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,120 Me? I'm in peak physical condition. 105 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,600 But today, I... 106 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,360 ...I witnessed something deeply disturbing. 107 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:54,280 A black dog walked backwards across my path. 108 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,879 Death is near. 109 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,559 Is that what that means? 110 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,839 Black dog. Black Shuck. The Beast's beast. 111 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,679 Backwards dog. What's "dog" backwards? 112 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,239 God. 113 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:16,040 God is retreating, making space for Death to choose a soul, my friend. 114 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,119 You sure, it didn't just have worms or something? 115 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,759 Would that it were so. CHUCKLES DRYLY 116 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,119 So you think that Death is coming for you? 117 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,960 I didn't say that. Could be any one of us. 118 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,720 But he will come. 119 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,239 By midnight. 120 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,559 Hm. Well, as long as he buys a drink. 121 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,799 SIGHS DEEPLY 122 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,919 OK, my darlings, I'm gonna love you and leave you. 123 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:45,319 You're going out? Just meeting up with the girls. 124 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,479 The girls? You've been in Benidorm a week. 125 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,999 You know I always make friends wherever I go. 126 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,999 No, no, no, you want half the pub, you can do half the work. 127 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,119 Dennis... 128 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,119 We've got a do on. I'll get you an apron. 129 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,000 Stop. Please. Stop it. 130 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,720 I'm sorry, darling. 131 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,120 I am. 132 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,320 KNOCKING ON DOOR 133 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,960 Right. They are here. 134 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,440 LAUGHTER 135 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,239 Now, who here would like to see a little magic trick? 136 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,439 Here we go. 137 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,279 I have here an honest to goodness one euro coin. 138 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,679 You've never had an honest euro in your life. 139 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,559 I am placing this one euro coin on the table, 140 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,959 and I'm covering it with this hat. 141 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,719 He is magic. 142 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,999 He's made his hair disappear. HE LAUGHS 143 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,039 What...? What's he doing? 144 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,119 One of his scams, Ray. 145 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,239 Now, I bet any one of you good gentleman 146 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,280 I can turn that coin from heads to tails without touching that hat. 147 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,560 Bollocks! 148 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,359 Stump up or shut up. 149 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,880 Fifty notes. 150 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,599 I wouldn't trust you as far as Ray can throw you. 151 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,519 What's that? 152 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,359 I'm saying you're a decrepit old bastard, Ray. 153 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,480 Oh, yeah. CHUCKLES 154 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,800 Same again, my lovely. 155 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,440 Oh, it's all right, sweetheart. Save on the washing up. 156 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,159 Now I know why you were so keen to get your hands on this place. 157 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,159 This your gateway to the Costa del Crime. 158 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,839 There's that cynicism again. 159 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,919 Don't take me for a dickhead. 160 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,879 I've seen you putting this whole thing together 161 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,359 on that cheap burner phone of yours to cover your tracks. 162 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,239 Those men are crooks. 163 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,439 Dennis, they're just businessmen. 164 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,679 Ray was in security, 165 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,479 Gav made his money in car-boot sales, 166 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,879 and Ricky owns a chain of beauty parlours. 167 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,159 Whoopty-shit. Harold Shipman was a doctor. 168 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,279 You've filled my pub full of gangsters. 169 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,239 Except you haven't. There's only three of them. 170 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,959 Is there anyone else still to come? KNOCKING ON DOOR 171 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,039 Well, there you go. Stan's here. 172 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,519 Hm, suppose Stan's just an innocent, hardworking bloke as well. 173 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,079 What is he, a cheery local ice cream man? A clown? 174 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,200 Do you know, I wouldn't be calling Stan Grainger a clown if I were you. 175 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,119 Wait, wait. Stan Grainger, who did ten years for armed robbery? 176 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,639 You know him? 177 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,160 Know him? I put him away. KNOCKING ON DOOR 178 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,760 What you talking about? 179 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,159 I was the key witness at his trial. 180 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,880 It was my evidence that sent him down. 181 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,760 Well, what do you know? Small world. 182 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,079 What does he know about me? 183 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,920 Nothing. I told him this was my place. 184 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:26,399 Eddie, if he recognises me, I'm a dead man walking. 185 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,839 He won't recognise you. It's been 30 years. 186 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,120 You had that crap tash in the '80s. KNOCKING ON DOOR 187 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,520 Stan, good to see you, mate. Come on in. 188 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,800 Sorry I'm late. I was out on the course. 189 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,880 No worries. No worries at all, Stan. 190 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,599 Who's this? 191 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,879 This is just, er, the barman, Den... 192 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,840 Denzel. My name's Denzel. 193 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,560 Like Denzel Washington. 194 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,760 Well... nice to meet you, Denzel. 195 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,239 Yeah, nice place, Eddie. Thank you, Stan, yeah. 196 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,520 I mean, it's not much, but it is mine, you know. 197 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,880 Hello, lads. 198 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,840 HE CLEARS THROAT, LAUGHTER 199 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,880 You need to go. What? 200 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,999 Go on. Go home. I don't need you. It's my shift. 201 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I'll pay for your shift. I can handle this. 202 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,599 No. Look, don't be stupid. 203 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,279 Don't call me stupid. I don't wanna go. 204 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,239 OK, you're sacked. Get out. What?! 205 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,959 I'm the manager. 206 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,199 Eddie and Tiff are here. One of them can be the licensee. 207 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,879 Look, here's a month's wages. What's...? What's happening? 208 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,440 You're being sacked. Now get out. You're trespassing. 209 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,040 Dennis... I don't need you any more. 210 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,840 SIGHS DEEPLY 211 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,640 What can I get you? 212 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,720 I'll have a lager. 213 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,399 You never stop worrying, do you, eh? Kids. 214 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,799 Oh, she's not my daughter. 215 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,960 I know. 216 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,480 We're gonna need a knife. 217 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,000 A knife? 218 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,920 For the cake. 219 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,639 Ah, right, yeah. No problem. Knife... 220 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,200 Oh, come on, Denzel. You can do better than that. 221 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,480 There you go. 222 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:57,000 Put it down next to the cake for me, would you? Stick it over there. 223 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,440 Lovely. 224 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,080 All ready for our big surprise, eh? 225 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,160 DENNIS SIGHS 226 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,080 MAN GRUNTS 227 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,280 GRUNTS, GROANS 228 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,520 GRUNTS, GROANS 229 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,919 ♪ I'm broke and broken-hearted... ♪ 230 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,879 Weapons-grade. The Russians use 'em. 231 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,399 You can blind a man from half a mile with one of these. 232 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,879 I'm a hairdresser, Gav. Why would I wanna blind anyone? 233 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,479 So they can't see what you've done with their hair. 234 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,640 LAUGHTER 235 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,240 Denny boy! Come and join us. 236 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,599 I think I might be in a bit of trouble here. 237 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,879 It walks amongst us. 238 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,439 Where's this guest of honour? 239 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,600 Only way to see off Beelzebub... 240 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,399 EXHALES DEEPLY 241 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,680 ...get it pissed. 242 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,879 SCOFFS 243 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:42,599 ♪ Then left me alone... ♪ 244 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:47,159 Gentlemen, custom has it the father of the house provides the drinks. 245 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,799 What's this? Aguardiente. 246 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,839 Made in the finest local bathtubs. 247 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,000 All right. 248 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,999 Well, I'll drink to that. 249 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,799 I have but one stipulation. 250 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,239 You match me drink for drink. 251 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,440 CHUCKLING 252 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:13,119 ♪ I'm broke and broken-hearted... ♪ 253 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,279 Are you with me? 254 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,920 Do our best, eh. Skol! 255 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,360 ♪ Broke and broken-hearted. ♪ 256 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,640 ALL EXHALE, CHUCKLING 257 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,919 RADIO PLAYS 258 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,640 LAUGHTER 259 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,520 Oi, oi! LAUGHTER 260 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,559 Oh, look at you beautiful people. 261 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,320 I won't interrupt. 262 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,839 GASPS Is this a date? 263 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,119 Maybe. No. 264 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,440 Mind if I join you? Yes. Yes. 265 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,240 Ow. 266 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,360 Right, I'm not having this. 267 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,639 There's not a chance in hell you're turning that coin over 268 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,639 without moving that hat. 269 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,959 Oooh... 270 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,879 We have a bite. I accept your bet. 271 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,599 Can we clear the table, please? 272 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,039 Well, what...? What's going on? 273 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,639 Eddie's taken Gav's bet. Twat. 274 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,359 CHUCKLING All right, then. 275 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,439 Ooh... 276 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,400 Behold! 277 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,479 CHUCKLES What, that's that it, is it? 278 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,320 Check yourself. 279 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,440 Heads. 280 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,239 Tails. And I never touched the hat! 281 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,200 LAUGHTER 282 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,199 Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, I thought we was gonna do some karaoke. 283 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,920 Yeah, good idea. You start. 284 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,199 Well, Stan, I was gonna do a ballad. I mean, Ricky should start. 285 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,040 He's gonna do Dancing Queen. No. You start. 286 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,999 All right, Stan. Yeah, I'll start. 287 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,479 Bit unfair, innit, sending him up first on his tod? 288 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,239 He should duet with someone. Yeah. It's a good point, Gav. 289 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,640 Oi, Denzel. 290 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,799 You can sing with Eddie. 291 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,679 SCOFFS Jeez, no. I'd murder it. 292 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,960 That's the idea, innit? 293 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,320 I'm going for a slash. 294 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,119 You got into bed with snakes, you know that? 295 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,840 Well, no, Den, I got into bed with your wife. 296 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,959 297 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,520 ♪ I feel it in my toes 298 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,279 ♪ Love is all around me 299 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,080 ♪ And so the feeling grows 300 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,360 ♪ It's written on the wind 301 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,039 ♪ It's everywhere I go 302 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,920 ♪ Oh, yes, it is 303 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,879 ♪ So if you really love me 304 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,719 MUSIC FADES AND DISTORTS 305 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,759 ♪ Come on and let it show 306 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,440 ♪ Oh. ♪ 307 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,760 Big one. Little one. I'll have the big one. 308 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,039 TIFF SIGHS 309 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,719 They called it "the marriage wrecker", CID. 310 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,959 I mean, the hours that he worked, it's no surprise. 311 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,600 Did love him, though. 312 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,959 I still do love him. Mm. 313 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,399 And Carla does. I know she does. 314 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,680 Carla? Our daughter. 315 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,879 Did he not tell you about her? 316 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,519 HE CLEARS THROAT You know, you're kind of intruding. 317 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,359 SHE CLEARS THROAT 318 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,439 You know, I never would have put someone like you 319 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,239 with someone like him. 320 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,599 I'm not with him. Not yet. 321 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,679 Ooh! OK, I'm going. 322 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,159 Oh, no, where you going? Don't go back to the pub, darling. 323 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,280 Why? 324 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,959 Well, them blokes, they're... 325 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,839 they're a bit, you know... ..dodgy. 326 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,120 The party? Yeah, you know. 327 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,840 Eddie doesn't always move in the best of circles. 328 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,159 I mean, Stan, he's a piece of work. He's done time. 329 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,799 TIFF CHUCKLES 330 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,480 As soon as he finds out Eddie's got this pub, he's all over him. 331 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,039 Books this leaving do. Nah. 332 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,960 Something is going on, I reckon. 333 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,079 Ooh... oh, oh, I can't see straight! 334 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,079 I think I need some patatas bravas. 335 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,199 Do you want some patatas bravas? 336 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,000 So I'm gonna get some patatas bravas. Ow! 337 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,079 That's why he wanted me out. 338 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,439 So we go to another bar, 339 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,720 then maybe dinner and talk about what to do. 340 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,839 Call Maria. I think Dennis is in danger. 341 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,239 The worst thing we could do is overreact. 342 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,520 I think everything is probably fine. 343 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,800 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot 344 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,480 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot 345 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,400 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot 346 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,320 ♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ♪ 347 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,200 KNOCKING ON DOOR 348 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,240 Dennis? Open up. 349 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,200 KNOCKING ON DOOR Dennis, are you OK? 350 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,960 DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS 351 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,679 JESUS SIGHS See, he's totally fine. 352 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,359 Oh, my God! There's a body. 353 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:46,120 Dennis, what happened? 354 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,039 I was stupid. 355 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,160 You did this? No, he didn't. 356 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,520 You didn't, did you? 357 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,800 No. 358 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,599 You know we need to call this in. 359 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,600 He's right. This is a crime scene. 360 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,880 Can I just tell my side first? 361 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,480 OK. What happened? 362 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,719 They made me sing. 363 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,039 364 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,039 ♪ Come on and let it show 365 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,759 ♪ Whoa... ♪ 366 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,039 Oh, feck's sake. Anyone got 50p for the meter? 367 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,159 VELCRO RIPS Everyone stay where they are. 368 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,799 It's probably just a fuse. I'll check. 369 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,880 I said stay where you are! 370 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,559 THUD, GROANING 371 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,680 What was that? 372 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,319 I swear, don't try anything with me. 373 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,760 VELCRO RIPS 374 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,440 Eddie! 375 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,120 The snake is drained. 376 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,519 You were next to him, but you didn't see who killed him? 377 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,280 It was pitch-black. 378 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,000 What's going on? 379 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,359 Eddie! Don't touch him. 380 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,479 OK, lady, nothing to see here. 381 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,079 That doesn't really work in this context, Jesus. 382 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,439 What did you do? He didn't do anything. 383 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,200 You've done it. You shit! You've done it. I never thought... 384 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,120 He said he'd kill him. 385 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,039 The day that he was sacked, he pinned Eddie against the wall 386 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,719 and he said he'd kill him. 387 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,800 We have to let Dennis tell his side. 388 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,680 What happened after the lights came on? 389 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,879 ♪ Imagine my life With us together... ♪ 390 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,999 Who was this? 391 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,199 Me. Why? 392 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,519 I just like the song. 393 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,159 No, I meant who killed Eddie. Oh, right. 394 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,639 ♪ Everything That we're gonna do... ♪ 395 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,600 You wanna put some kitchen roll down. 396 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,999 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 397 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,679 Blood's a bugger to get out. 398 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,839 ♪ Every day is just me and you 399 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,520 ♪ Just imagine... ♪ MUSIC STOPS 400 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,879 Look, I don't know who you are... 401 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,679 or why any of you would want to kill Eddie. 402 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,599 It's none of my business. 403 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,639 But I am not cleaning up your mess. 404 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,679 Who says it's our mess? You were standing next to him. 405 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,719 You were next to a knife. 406 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,159 All right, that's enough of that. 407 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,039 Obviously, there's been some sort of beef. 408 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,279 Singing blew a fuse, 409 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,559 someone's taken a chance to do him in with the lights out. 410 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,520 Well, let me tell you something now. That is not OK! 411 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,920 Now, we got a problem to deal with. We're gonna sort it out between us. 412 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,719 Why don't I just leave you the keys? Help yourself to toasties. 413 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,319 Oh, no, you don't. You're gonna help us. 414 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,079 I can't help you. Course you can. 415 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,599 Little picture of you behind the bar. 416 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,759 You used to be a copper, didn't you? 417 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,760 Someone's committed a crime, Denzel. 418 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,479 You can help us solve it. 419 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,439 SIGHS Honestly, I was just a traffic cop. 420 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,920 I can't help you, unless any of you deserve a speeding ticket. 421 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,760 But seriously... 422 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,039 ...you take care of him, I'll cover your slate. 423 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,239 You're square with the house. You were never here. 424 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,559 But that's not justice, is it? 425 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,639 See, I believe if you do wrong by your fellow man, 426 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,920 then you need to pay for it. 427 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,480 Only then can you be square with the house. 428 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,080 All right. 429 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,599 If I work this out, my word is final. 430 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,479 Your word is final. 431 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,800 You can be judge and jury. And I'll be executioner. 432 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,040 Easy, Stan. That's enough! Shut up! 433 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,399 I'm sick of people taking liberties. 434 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,879 EXHALES SHAKILY 435 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,159 I don't know what happened here, but, really... does it matter? 436 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,159 Cos you're all thick as thieves, and I'm the only witness. 437 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,039 I'm pretty sure if I find out who did this, 438 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,679 I'm not getting out of here alive anyway. 439 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,320 Oh, no, no, no, no, my friend. You misunderstood. 440 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,559 See, the only way you're getting out of here alive 441 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,000 is if you find out who did this. 442 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,319 What did he say? 443 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,239 Denzel's gonna find out who stabbed Eddie, and Stan's gonna kill him. 444 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,599 Oh, right. 445 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,840 Probably should get another round in anyway, eh? 446 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,640 I said they were dodgy. 447 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,399 So did you solve it? You worked out who killed Eddie? 448 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,360 Of course he did. You did, right? 449 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,840 Right, these two are me and Eddie. 450 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,959 This is Ray, Ricky, Stan, and... him. 451 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,320 Gav. I'm Gav O'Grady, the Car Boot King. 452 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,599 Er... which one's me? 453 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,080 The tomato juice. 454 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,119 But tomatoes give me gas. Everything gives you gas, Ray. 455 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,079 You pretty much breathe out your arse. 456 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,639 Better than talking out of it. 457 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,439 Look, you don't have to drink it. It's just a demonstration. 458 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,119 Hold up, hold up. Who's the ginger beer? 459 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,599 You are. What you tryna say, eh? Eh? 460 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,879 I'm not ginger beer. Make Ricky the ginger beer. 461 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,079 Why am I the ginger beer? If the shoe fits. 462 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,639 Right, right, me and Eddie are the apple juice. 463 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,879 Ray is the lemonade. 464 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,519 Ricky's the ginger beer. Stan's the tonic. 465 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,239 And whatshisname's the tomato juice. You're doing this on purpose. 466 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,919 Right, now, this is where you all were before the lights went out. 467 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,840 I just need to remember the order of what happened. 468 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,800 EXHALES DEEPLY I need a pint. 469 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,199 Right, before the lights went out, Ray said... 470 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,079 I'm going for a slash. 471 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,999 ...Gav was shining the laser pen on Eddie. 472 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,119 Whoa. ♪ 473 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,679 Oh, feck's sake! 474 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,159 'Then the lights go out, and Eddie said...' 475 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,359 Anyone got 50p for the meter? VELCRO RIPS 476 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,800 And then what? 477 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,120 That's right. 478 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,839 Ricky said... 479 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,279 'Everyone stay where they are.' 480 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,800 ...but the sound, the sound was coming from further away. 481 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,519 Then I said... 482 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,359 It's probably just a fuse. I'll check. 483 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,439 I said stay where you are! 484 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,119 All the while, the laser pen is still on Eddie, still alive. 485 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,159 THUD, GROANING 486 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,199 What was that? 487 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,839 And then there's this sound... 488 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,920 I swear, don't try anything with me. VELCRO RIPS 489 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,840 Then you're all back in your seats. 490 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,719 Well, hurry up, Kojak. 491 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,159 Actually, if we're talking TV detectives, 492 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,119 this is much more of a Columbo kind of a case. 493 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,999 And you're the expert, are you? 494 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,160 No. 495 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,719 But I know one. 496 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,200 Can we get a move on? 497 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,720 SIGHS 498 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,119 Here we go. 499 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,360 Well, come on. Enlighten us. Who killed Eddie? 500 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,279 You all did. 501 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,759 STAN CHUCKLES Oh, is that so? 502 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,399 Yes, that is so. 503 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,359 You see, it can't just have been a fuse that went. 504 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,999 That would've shorted some of the power. 505 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,479 To cut everything off, 506 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,999 someone had to hit the main breaker in the fuse box in the back room. 507 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,959 That could only have been Ray. Ray never went to the toilet. 508 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960 He used his walking stick to trip the breaker above the back door. 509 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,679 ♪ Come on and let it show 510 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,239 ♪ Whoa. ♪ 511 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,119 'But then he dropped his stick.' Oh! 512 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,479 CLATTERING Oh, feck's sake. 513 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,359 Ricky is further away when he said... 514 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,959 Everyone stay where they are. 515 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,800 Because he's getting the knife. 516 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,959 Picking it up using the pocket square that was in his jacket 517 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,319 before the lights went off 518 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,039 but was missing after they came back on again. 519 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,160 But he doesn't use the knife. He gives it to Stan. 520 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,519 But before Stan takes it, he puts his golf glove on. 521 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,879 VELCRO RIP ECHOES 522 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,640 Then he comes up to the front... 523 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,719 ...and sticks the knife in Eddie. 524 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,039 And he knows exactly where Eddie is in the dark 525 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,640 because Gav's kept a laser pen on throughout the whole thing. 526 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,920 And you know all that, do you? 527 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,879 It's the only theory that makes sense. 528 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,639 See, I know where Gav was cos the laser pen didn't move. 529 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,079 Ray was out by the toilets. 530 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,439 There's no way he's getting over there in that time. 531 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,959 What's he say? 532 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,039 He's saying you're a decrepit, old bastard, Ray. 533 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,399 Ah. Could've been Ricky. 534 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,639 Could have, except he's wearing some pretty pungent aftershave tonight. 535 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,239 He comes within a five-metre radius, 536 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,079 you're getting a noseful of Paco Rabanne. 537 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,479 It's Acqua di Parma. 538 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,760 So, yeah, I do know that. 539 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,720 You asked me to work out who killed Eddie. Well, there you go. 540 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,559 You did. STAN SCOFFS 541 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,320 But everyone else was involved. 542 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,239 Bravo. The man with all the answers. 543 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,840 Not all the answers. 544 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,159 It still doesn't make sense to me. Eddie got on everyone's tits. 545 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,359 Yeah, not why you'd kill him 546 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,319 but why you'd go through this pantomime to do it. 547 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,479 Oh, this ain't no pantomime, son. 548 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,000 Oh, yes, it is. 549 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,800 Sorry. 550 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,960 This is a goodbye party. 551 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,840 You really thought I didn't know who you was, Dennis? 552 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,239 So you do remember me. Yeah, funny, that. 553 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,799 Funny how you tend to remember someone 554 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,639 who sent you to jail for the best years of your life, innit? 555 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,959 So why's Eddie dead and not me? 556 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,319 Why did I just spend the last hour solving his murder? 557 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,159 After I'd got out of Wandsworth, 558 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,480 I went looking for you, but you'd disappeared. 559 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,519 Then Eddie tells me about this place, 560 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,159 tells me all about you. 561 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,439 CHUCKLES 562 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,199 I mean, it was like a gift. 563 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,560 A party just felt right. 564 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,159 You must be wondering when our guest of honour's arriving, 565 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,560 but he's been here all along. 566 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,160 It's you, Dennis. 567 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,639 This is your leaving party. 568 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,840 And where am I going? 569 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,720 To jail. 570 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,200 Dennis. 571 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,039 You know I have to call this in. 572 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,559 He's not finished. 573 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,919 Rosa, let them do their jobs. 574 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,119 You're not going to jail for this. I was there. I saw them. 575 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,079 I'm sorry, kid. 576 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,640 They did a proper job on me. 577 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,360 Maybe I did need you after all. 578 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,680 There's still time. Tell me what happened. 579 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,519 What am I going to jail for? 580 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,720 Well, for killing Eddie. 581 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,999 Oh, call me an old romantic, but it just felt like poetic justice 582 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,560 that the last case you ever work was the one that sent you down. 583 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,679 Just like you sent me down. 584 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,439 No, no, no, you killed Eddie. 585 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,919 All of you killed Eddie. 586 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,520 Well, how could we? We were never here. 587 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,039 What's...? What's this? What's happening? 588 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,760 You work as many jobs as we have... 589 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,519 ...you get pretty good at not leaving any evidence behind. 590 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,840 Stan, good to see you, mate. Come on in. 591 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,920 You see, no DNA. 592 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,279 No fingerprints. 593 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,600 Same again, my lovely. 594 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,760 Oh, it's all right, sweetheart. Save on the washing up. 595 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,440 Everything we touched here comes with us. 596 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,199 And when the Old Bill comes here, they'll find a knife 597 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,319 sticking out of the bloke who stole your wife and pub, 598 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,320 and only your prints'll be on it. 599 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,680 There you go. 600 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,280 Put it down next to the cake for me, would you? 601 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,199 It's not just prints that'll put you here. 602 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,479 I know. 603 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,480 Eddie only ever called us on his burner. 604 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,759 Witnesses. Rosa saw you here. 605 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,279 You got one witness to put me here. 606 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,160 I've got 50 back in Marbella that'll swear blind I was with them. 607 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,079 And as for your man over there, well... 608 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,559 he'll be lucky if he can remember his own name tomorrow. 609 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,119 Oh, we, erm... 610 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,639 We slipped him a little something to help him on his way. 611 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,840 CHUCKLING 612 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,599 Are you with me? 613 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,960 Do our best, eh? Skol! 614 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,560 As I said... 615 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,880 ...we were never here. 616 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,120 That's it. We're done. 617 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,599 Oh. CHUCKLES 618 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,559 Look at you. You're tryna work a way out of it. 619 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,639 Ah, s'pose you could get rid of the body, 620 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,760 but you know that'll only make things worse for you. 621 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,959 Why didn't you just shoot me? 622 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,200 A few weeks behind bars, and you'll wish I had. 623 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,199 But... SIGHS 624 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,800 ...I want you to suffer... 625 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,360 ...how I suffered. 626 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,680 Any case... 627 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,920 ...it's not a real gun. 628 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,279 And now, eh... 629 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,519 I'm square with the house, Denzel. 630 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,880 CHUCKLES 631 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,800 DOOR CLOSES 632 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,680 I walked right into it. Stan had thought of everything. 633 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,800 SIGHS Do what you gotta do. 634 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,879 I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. No, stop. 635 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,159 You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say 636 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,040 may be taken down and used against you. 637 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,000 Is everybody losing their minds? 638 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,920 Looks like I might be busy for a bit. 639 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,079 Don't s'pose you want your job back? 640 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,599 You'll be back tomorrow. They cannot keep you there. 641 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,360 Just don't let her ruin the place. Take him outside. 642 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,039 If it makes a difference, I don't think you killed him. 643 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,039 Thanks, Jesus. 644 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,160 It doesn't. 645 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,359 Just so you know, I do not work for you. I work for Dennis. 646 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,839 And if you try to tell me what to do, you will regret it. 647 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,999 I never wanted this place, my darling. 648 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,240 I never wanted any of this. 649 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,479 Why aren't you stopping this? You cannot think he did this. 650 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,919 I know he hasn't been in a good place recently, 651 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,759 and he said something about killing Eddie. 652 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,559 I can't just forget I know that. 653 00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,800 I'm sorry, Rosa. 654 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,199 I don't want to think that Dennis did this. 655 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,360 But we have to be open to the fact he might. 656 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,800 SHE BREATHES SHAKILY 657 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,080 GROANS 658 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,400 What did I miss?